My Mother-In-Law Is Staying With Me....Life Is A Pretty Sweet Fruit, huh?

GADS!!!!!

I have not blogged much, this week. This was not intentional, as I have a wealth of worthless, warped information that I would like to spread.

BUT.....

I have been looking for houses in South Jersey. It seems that there are one or two neighborhoods that have indoor plumbing, heat, and some of those fancy, non-candle, lighting fixtures. The problem is that, when they say South Jersey, they REEEEAAAAAALLLLLLLYYYYYY mean it. It's far away. Many of the places I have looked at have been so far South that they have been North.

On top of this, since my wife hates me and doesn't trust me as far as she can throw me, my mother-in-law is in town to....uh.....HELP me look at houses. Now, saying this makes one think that I only have one good eye, or I lack the basic ability to actually LOOK at a house.......In actuality BOTH are true. In fact, I have TWO bad eyes (the glasses are not just a fashion statement), and I am not very good at looking at houses.........Also, my wife thinks I'm dumb. So, she sent her mother to look at houses with me.

All this really means that I have to behave myself, and I get to sleep on my futon. I know that there are people who manage to sleep very comfortably on futons. Most of these people are stupid, drunk, passed out college students, who either don't know any better or don't have enough money to buy a decent bed. I'm a 38 year old man. When I bought MY futon I was niether drunk, nor passed out. I was just stupid. Also, that old wives tale about "getting what you pay for" turns out to be true. You CAN pay as much as $1,000 for a futon.......I paid $67, and this included the mattress pad. Who needs a spine, anyway, right? You only live once.

So, my mother-in-law is in town, I have to go to Hell (South Jersey), and back every day, AND I have to behave myself at home.

The regular blogs will be back in a couple of days. I have to get off the computer, now. If I spend to much time online, my mother-in-laws stares at me like I'm looking at porn, or something. And, trust me, I will do JUST THAT as soon as she goes home.

Thank you for your patience.

Casey